… Soundwave is going to be accompanying me.
I’ll just lock him in a closet then.
(Source: flashing-sirens, via lord-megatron)
Name? Barricade. I'm Megatron's scout and that's really all you slaggin' need to know about me. The bug? Not to worry. I'll get rid of that insect and his fleshling pet soon. You hear the sirens? Move or be moved.
Masterlist • What?
• Report. Punish & Enslave;
Masterlist • What?
• Report. Punish & Enslave;
Just don’t let him go haywire while I am away.
Yes, my liege. I’ll make sure he stays somewhat sane. I’ll give him to Soundwave. They ARE best friends…
(Source: flashing-sirens, via lord-megatron)
*chuckles* Oh, if only it were that easy.
Too bad it’s not. Mech is gettin’ on my nerves. Can’t we give him somethin’ to do? He’s been getting in the way of my…building.
Give him things to file, I don’t know.
… If he can focus that long. That glitch of his is makin’ him go nuts.
*chuckles* Oh, if only it were that easy.
Too bad it’s not. Mech is gettin’ on my nerves. Can’t we give him somethin’ to do? He’s been getting in the way of my…building.
(Source: flashing-sirens, via lord-megatron)
They are well, from the reports I’ve received.
It’s just been a slow process. Straxus demands large quantities at once, something that takes time. I told him he will get what we give.
The Spire hardly has the power yet to drain energy from Earth’s core, so about a fifth of what we normally send to Lucifer goes to the Spire… Once it’s operational, the waits between transports will not be so tediously long.
That’s good news. Better than worse news.
\Flashes optics.\ Patience isn’t easy for all bots. \He would know.\ The Spire only has a fragment of that All Spark shard from Jazz, right? I wonder if there’s a way to somehow isolate the power and increase it. With the right calculations, you might be able to succeed in speeding up the process. Gotta win the race, right? \Clears vents.\
It’d be nice if we could just throw Jazz into the damn thing. Might power it up better. HA!!!!
(Source: flashing-sirens, via lord-megatron)
… *ohh temptation. he takes a donut, then crosses his arms*
I’m going to be leaving for Lucifer in a few days. Our first transport of energon in the last five months was sent out early this morning, I would like to see how the rest of my army is fairing.
You’ll be in charge of looking over any more reports that usually is sent to me concerning a few of the mines.
\has to snag Frenzy as he sputters. Shoves a doughnut in Frenzy’s mouth before smirking. Waves a claw in the air, keeping the box held out in case Megatron wants more.\
Yeah, I recall seeing something about a transport. You can count on me, my liege. All reports will be sent to me, I’ll have Frenzy reroute the feeds to my personal inbox. How are the mines lately?
(Source: flashing-sirens, via lord-megatron)
[ Barricade can’t go nowhere without fucking snacks. He’s like, “Yo Megatron. Serious talk? Want some doughnuts? Cake? Cream Puffs?”]
Ah, Barricade, I needed to discuss something with you.
Yeah? What’s the topic? \Holds out doughnut box.\
(Source: flashing-sirens, via lord-megatron)
That Autobot is gonna die pretty fast.
Sucks. I used to buy some stuff from his market.
noprisonersonlytrophies said: ….
What the hell is your problem?
What are you doing…
….None of your business.
